Being in Like with Mr Yellow

Mr Yellow has cute glasses.
Mr Yellow has an ugly bag.

Mr Yellow looks cool standing alone.
Mr Yellow looks idiotic when he makes fun of me.

Mr Yellow's never alone when I want to talk to him.
Mr Yellow's never in a group when I need to avoid his eye.

Mr Yellow has the most charming smile.
Mr Yellow has the most disgusting habits.

Mr Yellow is the most intellectually engaging guy I know.
Mr Yellow is the most stupid guy I know.

Mr Yellow is an angel.
Mr Yellow is the spawn of the devil.

Mr Yellow loves dogs.
Mr Yellow is a dog.

Mr Yellow uses big words to impress people.
Mr Yellow makes me want to impress him too.

Mr Yellow is like hot chocolate on a rainy day.
Mr Yellow is like ice cream on a sunny day.

Mr Yellow makes me want to cuddle up with something else other than my doggie.
Mr Yellow makes me feel like I'll never cuddle up with anything else other than my doggie.

Mr Yellow looks delicious in collared shirts.
Mr Yellow makes me lose my appetite.

Mr Yellow is heart-attack-inducing.
Mr Yellow is a sedative.

Mr Yellow is like a song I can't get out of my head.
Mr Yellow is like an itch I can't get rid of.

Mr Yellow makes me irrational.
Mr Yellow makes me dreamy.

Mr Yellow is a secret.
Mr Yellow makes me want to tell the whole world about him.

Mr Yellow makes me smile.
Mr Yellow makes me scared that someone will see me smiling.


Mr Yellow distracts me.
Mr Yellow makes me want to focus on what I'm doing like I've never done before.

It's so easy being in like with Mr Yellow.
It's so hard being in like with Mr Yellow.

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