My brother is such a moron. As I'm typing this, lousy rock music from WWF is blaring from my brother's TV. (yes, he has a tv in his room. No, I don't have a tv in my room. Yes, its unfair. And no, there's nothing I can do about it.)

I've just watched this part where some guy gets pink in the face while trying to rip some other oily, over-muscled and butt-ugly freakshow's mask off. (he has to wear a mask because he's butt-ugly)
The guy ultimately fails, loses balance and falls on his Britney-Spears lookalike girlfriend, who passes out.
The first guy bends over his girlfriend in mock concern (we all know its one big show) while the butt-ugly freakshow in this captain america get-up starts waving his fist at what is supposed to look like a threatening and meanacing manner, but ends up looking like a chicken gone wrong.

All this time, the commentator is saying stuff like: "Oh no! Look behind you!" But the guy, having suddenly gone deaf due to sorrow and shock upon seeing his unconscious girlfriend, doesn't hear the commentator and remains bent over the love of his life (ya, right.)

So, after like ten thousand years and when the crowd starts yelling for the show to go on, he finally turns around, sees the captain america weirdo, the two of them start exchanging fake blows again.

Of course, the ugly captain america guy wins (coz his costume has prints of the american flag) and he carries the unconscious girl backstage.

After this, I've given up trying to figure out what on earth keeps my brother watching this weird programme and started blogging.

A coupla billion years of evolution, and ultimately, its come to this. *sigh.