help! i can't stop blogging! someone stop me!!!!!!!!!!!
Karen, aren'tcha proud of yourself???
(by the way, i'm bringing those beyblade things to office tomorrow, in case i run out of things to do. Which, if you think about it, is virtually impossible, since I've discovered the wonderful world of blogging.)
ok. since i'm here.... i might as well satisfy all your appetites for more news/rambling/comments/intelligent observations and ruminations about life
Today, I will talk about the similarities between brothers and pet dogs.
1) They smell weird
2) If you're skilful enough, you can get them do fetch you things
3) They bathe only every two days or so. If you're my brother's dog, you bathe every half a year. What can I say, its a dog's life.
4) They drool- a lot.
5) They think with their dicks
6) Their daily activities consist of eating, sleeping and checking out females, and of course occasionally scratching behind the ear, under the armpit....
7) Admit it, they're really cute. Especially when they beg you for stuff.
8) You can hit them as hard as you possibly can, and it has no effect whatsoever on them, they just keep on clawing at you, farting and drooling everywhere.
9) There's absolutely no getting rid of them
10) Underneath all that hostility and crap you give each other you can't help but love em. (awwww... the cute babies.)
Karen, aren'tcha proud of yourself???
(by the way, i'm bringing those beyblade things to office tomorrow, in case i run out of things to do. Which, if you think about it, is virtually impossible, since I've discovered the wonderful world of blogging.)
ok. since i'm here.... i might as well satisfy all your appetites for more news/rambling/comments/intelligent observations and ruminations about life
Today, I will talk about the similarities between brothers and pet dogs.
1) They smell weird
2) If you're skilful enough, you can get them do fetch you things
3) They bathe only every two days or so. If you're my brother's dog, you bathe every half a year. What can I say, its a dog's life.
4) They drool- a lot.
5) They think with their dicks
6) Their daily activities consist of eating, sleeping and checking out females, and of course occasionally scratching behind the ear, under the armpit....
7) Admit it, they're really cute. Especially when they beg you for stuff.
8) You can hit them as hard as you possibly can, and it has no effect whatsoever on them, they just keep on clawing at you, farting and drooling everywhere.
9) There's absolutely no getting rid of them
10) Underneath all that hostility and crap you give each other you can't help but love em. (awwww... the cute babies.)

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