Two Dreams

I had two dreams about my mom.

I
My mom was in a car accident.
There was lots of blood everywhere.
I tried to clean it up with one of those super industrial size kinds of mops.
The long, thin ones.
I mopped my mom's head off.


II
My mom gave birth to a turtle/tortoise.
It's eye popped out when it came out.
It pecked at its' own eye.
My mom accidentally smashed the eye with her hand.
I had to put the eye in a petri dish and take the turtle-thing for it's bath in the river.
The turtle swam out of the milkbottle which I had put it in.
I couldn't save the turtle because the water was too murky.
I had to go back to my mom empty handed.

I hate dreams.